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{"slip": { "id": 172, "advice": "If it still itches after a week, go to the doctors."}}
{"slip": { "id": 191, "advice": "Learn to handle criticism."}}
{"type":"programming","setup":"Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?","punchline":"Because DEC 25 = OCT 31","id":382}
{"slip": { "id": 133, "advice": "If you find yourself distressed about something, ask yourself if it will still matter tomorrow or next week or next month."}}
{"fact":"Unlike dogs, cats do not have a sweet tooth. Scientists believe this is due to a mutation in a key taste receptor.","length":114}
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{"slip": { "id": 72, "advice": "Don't eat anything your grandparents wouldn't recognise as food."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 81, "advice": "Age is of no importance, unless you are a cheese."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 184, "advice": "You can fail at what you don't want. So you might as well take a chance on doing what you love."}}
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Elizabeth Lee Bloomstein was an American history professor, university librarian, clubwoman, and suffragist based in Nashville, Tennes