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{"slip": { "id": 35, "advice": "Only those who attempt the impossible can achieve the absurd."}}
{"slip": { "id": 39, "advice": "Never run a marathon in Crocs."}}
{"fact":"After humans, mountain lions have the largest range of any mammal in the Western Hemisphere.","length":92}
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{"slip": { "id": 15, "advice": "If it ain't broke don't fix it."}}
{"fact":"Lions are the only cats that live in groups, called prides. Every female within the pride is usually related.","length":109}
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{"fact":"The richest cat is Blackie who was left \u00a315 million by his owner, Ben Rea.","length":74}
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