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{"slip": { "id": 72, "advice": "Don't eat anything your grandparents wouldn't recognise as food."}}
{"slip": { "id": 13, "advice": "If you're feeling tired or anxious, a pint of water will almost always make you feel better."}}
{"slip": { "id": 133, "advice": "If you find yourself distressed about something, ask yourself if it will still matter tomorrow or next week or next month."}}
{"fact":"Cats respond most readily to names that end in an \\ee\\\" sound.\"\"\"","length":65}
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{"slip": { "id": 105, "advice": "When you look around and don't see anyone you respect, its time to leave."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 24, "advice": "When the cistern is filling, the seat is probably still warm."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 197, "advice": "Look people in the eye."}}
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