{"slip": { "id": 217, "advice": "Identify sources of happiness."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 35, "advice": "Only those who attempt the impossible can achieve the absurd."}}
{"slip": { "id": 121, "advice": "If you think your headphones are dying, check the socket for fluff with a straightened paperclip."}}
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Visar Kastrati is a Kosovan football referee. He has been a FIFA listed referee since 2020 and is ranked as a UEFA second category referee. Starting at 2024, Kastrati has been a FIFA listed as Video Match Official.
"}{"slip": { "id": 95, "advice": "Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example."}}
{"slip": { "id": 34, "advice": "To improve productivity, always have a shittier task to put off."}}
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Mangaldoi; also spelt Mangaldai, Assamese pronunciation: [mɔŋɔldoɪ], is a town in the state of Assam, India. It serves as the administrative headquarters of the Darrang district.
"}{"slip": { "id": 82, "advice": "For every complex problem there is an answer that is clear, simple, and wrong."}}
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The Self-Sufficient-ish Bible: An Eco-living Guide for the 21st Century is a nonfiction book by British twins Andy and Dave Hamilton. The book was first published in 2008 by Hodder & Stoug